I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
the cows are more supportive than you are.
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
in a fight i just kinda stand in the back and just yell stuff.
Emmy Rossum arrives at the Billboard Music Awards
She pays me back everyday, just by being my wife.
JIM AND PAM HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO THEIR KIDS THAT THEY CAN’T GO TO CHILI’S FOR DINNER BECAUSE PAM IS BANNED FOR LIFE